Bob Hope No Hope Classic

2005 - Rob Mulliss,  2006 - Rob Mulliss,  2007 - Alan Edwards,  2008 - Alister Baldwin,  2009 - Alan Edwards / Neil Spratt,  2010 - Andy Gooden,  2011 - Guy Harris,  2012 - Alan Edwards,  2013 - Rob Mulliss,  2014 - Rob Mulliss, 2015 - Alan Edwards,  2016 - Darren Norris,  2017 - Rob Jepson,  2018 - Nick Storrie / Will Kent,  2019 - Simon Bunn, 2020 - Tony Wilkinson, 2021 - Metin Hassan, 2022 - Rob Mulliss, 2023 - Nick Storrie, 2024 - Daniel Stevens, 2025 - David Baldwin

 

Brief History of the BHNH Classic:-
2004 - 8 of us went on a Golf Weekend at Donnington Valley Golf Club, Newbury.  I can't quite remember who won, but the idea for an annual event was born.  It was a great weekend of Golf and a memorable trip to Liquid Nightclub in Newbury. Martin found a room full of men and came running back to us and said, "Come in this room, lad's, these blokes are really friendly". I bet they were! 
2005 - This was the first official BHNH Classic held at Manor of Groves Golf Club, Sawbridgeworth.  The first winner of the tournament was Rob Mulliss. It was a great weekend of Golf and a memorable game of Spoof in the hotel Lobby, and we got away with not paying for over £100 of booze.
2006 - The 2nd BHNH Classic was held at Farthingstone Golf Club and Hotel, Northamptonshire.  Again, the winner was Rob Mulliss, and we had a record 12 competitors. It was a great weekend of Golf and a memorable game of Poker in the Bar.
 
2007 - The 3rd BHNH Classic was held at Menzies Hotel and Golf Club, Cambridge.  This year's winner was Alan Edwards, on his 1st appearance in the competition.  It was a great weekend of Golf and a memorable game of Poker in the Restaurant.
2008 - The 4th BHNH Classic was held at Barnham Broom Golf Club, Norfolk. The winner was yours truly, Alister Baldwin, after what proved to be a last hole shootout with Darren Frampton, sorry Darren, I know it still hurts. This was the first year we played two different courses, and everyone agreed that it was a superb location. It was a great weekend of Golf and a not quite so memorable game of Fancy Dress (It was my birthday) Poker.
2009 - The 5th BHNH Classic was held at Ullesthorpe Court Hotel and Golf Club, Leicestershire. The winners were Alan Edwards and Neil Spratt, after I forgot to have a contingency plan for a tie.  Neil had a storming Day 1, but the beauty of the Bob Hope is that everyone has a chance going into Day 2, which was emphasised by Alan's fightback on Day 2.  Neil had the trophy engraved and held onto it for 6 months, then passed it on to Alan in November in a handover game (which was also tied). We had a record 16 players in 2009, and that might be bettered in 2010.
2010 - The 6th BHNH Classic was held at Bank House Hotel Golf & Country Club, Worcestershire. The winner was Andy Gooden, on his one and only appearance in the Bob Hope. We introduced a new format this year with 2 competitions - The normal BHNH Classic and a Ryder Cup-style team competition. We had 2 teams of 8 - Kent and South East London v Rest of England, or "A Bunch of Kents" v "3 Northern Monkey's and the Rest of the World". In
the evening, a few people went into Worcester, with Simon and Andy returning for breakfast.


2011 - The 7th BHNH Classic was held at Ufford Park Hotel, Golf & Spa, Suffolk. The winner was Guy Harris, after a shootout on Day 2 with Darren "Pippa" Frampton. We only had 11 players, so no Matchplay competition this year. Dave finished 5th after bending the rules and having a caddy, Anja. 

2012 - The 8th BHNH Classic was held at Crowne Plaza Resort, Colchester – Five Lakes, well, sort of! It had been raining so much that we had to play a different course on Day 1. We played at Forrester Park Golf Club, Maldon, but that course was waterlogged as well. We did play at one of the Crowne Plaza courses on Monday, but it was the worst course I've ever played and was so waterlogged on some holes, you would lose your ball in a fairway lake! The winner was Alan Edwards, his 2nd outright win along with a tie in 2009.  We had a nice meal, except someone had 27 of the 30 available potato wedges! A big game of Spoof finished the evening off nicely.

2013The 9th BHNH Classic was held at Barnham Broom Golf Club, Norfolk. The second occasion that the tournament had been held there, and the winner was Rob Mulliss after a gap of 7 years. This made Rob the most prolific 'Bob Hoper' with 3 outright wins. A few of us went to the horse racing at Newmarket the day before, and a group headed into Norwich in the evening to check out the local talent.

2014 - The 10th BHNH Classic was held at The Belfry, West Midlands, on the very special occasion of my 50th birthday. We pushed the boat out a bit this year for a great location. On Day 1, we played the Derby Course and on Day 2, the PGA course. For the second year running, the winner was Rob Mulliss. This was Rob's 4th outright win in the BHNH Classic. Most of us went to the 'Bel Air' nightclub but wished we'd stayed in the hotel and watched MOTD2! 

2015 - The 11th BHNH Classic was held at Sprowston Manor Hotel & Country Club, Norfolk. I relinquished all organising responsibility to Paul and Adrian due to my age and inability to organise a piss up in a brewery! They did a great job and changed the scoring and handicap system to something resembling understandable.  Alan Edwards was champion for the 3rd time outright with one tie in 2009. Rob Mulliss had to settle for 2nd place this year, but pushed Alan all the way. Probably the biggest game of Spoof of all time took place in the evening. 

2016 - The 12th BHNH Classic was held at Staverton Park Golf Course, Daventry. Yet again, the BHNH Classic was won by a Rookie, Darren Norris, who travelled all the way from Cornwall (or Devon?). Darren was very consistent over the 2 days and beat Rob Jepson by only 3 points. I did okay on Day 1 with a buggy but struggled for fitness on Day 2 and shamefully gave up after 15 holes! Adrian Horn won Nearest the Pin, and Paul Bownes won Longest Drive.

2017 - The 13th BHNH Classic was held at Wensum Valley Golf Course, Taverham. The winner was a 'Northern Monkey' called Rob, but for once not Rob Mulliss. After his 2nd place the previous year, step forward Rob Jepson. Rob obliterated the field on Day 2, scoring 42 points + 2 bonus points. Overall, Rob scored 80 points, with Guy Harris 2nd on 71 points.  Rob Jepson also won Nearest the Pin, and Alan Edwards won Longest Drive. I failed again to go under the radar! 

2018 - The 14th BHNH Classic was held at The Lodge at Meyrick Park, Bournemouth. This was a Bob Hope first, combining Dave's stag do and the BHNH Classic. The Stag do involved a huge game of 'Drink While You Think', which proved to be very good fun. Then a few of us went to 'Spearmint Rhino', obviously not wasting money on scantily clad women dancing on our laps. For the second time in Bob Hope history, we had a tie with Nick Storrie and rookie Will Kent both scoring 80 points, with Paul Hollis and Guy Harris tied for 3rd place on 75 points.  Paul Hollis also won the Nearest the Pin trophy, and Rob Mulliss won Longest Drive. 

2019 - The 15th BHNH Classic was held at Hellidon Lakes, Daventry. No stag do this year but a big game of poker after the meal, where a rare feat was witnessed (no, not me buying a round), Adrian Horn had the 9 dart finish, 147 break, hole in one, of Poker, the Royal Flush!  This was a momentous year with Simon Bunn finally winning the Bob Hope!  An okay 1st round, then fireworks in Round 2 saw him score 41 points to finish on 72 points. In joint 2nd place were last year's winner, Will Kent and Rookie, Tony Wilkinson, on 69 points.  Rob Jepson won the Nearest the Pin trophy, and Rob Mulliss won Longest Drive for the second year running.

2020 -The 16th BHNH Classic was held at Meon Valley, Southampton. 2020 will go down in history as the year of the Coronavirus pandemic that ruined all our fun; however, the Bob Hope No Hope Classic did still go ahead. Last year's winner, Simon Bunn, put up a woeful defence of his title (but he was off 8 handicap). The winner was last year's runner-up, Tony Wilkinson, who obliterated the field, finishing in style with an outrageous birdie at the 18th. Tony Wilkinson also won the Nearest the Pin trophy, and 500/1 outsider Nigel Jarvis won the Longest Drive trophy. 'Drink While You Think', and 'Spoof' were played in the evening, but social distancing rules meant it wasn't a wild evening of middle-aged fun as usual. 

2021 - The 17th BHNH Classic was held at Cotswold Hotel & Spa, Chipping Norton. Again, because of Coronavirus it was held on the August Bank Holiday weekend. We welcomed back two Northern Monkeys, Mulliss and Bownsey, but apparently, 2017 Champion Rob Jepson is getting married (given up golf), hopefully, we'll see him in 10 years! The winner was a rookie, a sleeping giant, and judging by his margin of victory, he left his Sombrero in the car! Step forward, Metin Hassan, as your champion golfer, with a dominant display, scoring 40 points on Day 1 and with bonuses, 52 points on Day 2.  In 2nd place was the Bob Hope all-time MVP, Rob Mulliss, with 78 points and tied 3rd were last year's champion, Tony Wilkinson and Nick Storrie with 76 points. Tony Wilkinson cleaned up in the individual trophy department, winning both the Nearest the Pin and Longest Drive. 

2022 - The 18th BHNH Classic was held at Abbey Golf Club & Spa, Redditch. There were a couple of notable absentees, namely previous winner & BHNH stalwart Simon 'Bunny' Bunn and Mr Bob Hope himself, tournament founder (and former winner), Alister 'Balders' Baldwin, missing the Bob Hope for the first time. However, we welcomed a new player in Barry Searles, and welcomed back after a 10-year break, Kevin Dutnall. Day 1 saw overcast, drizzly rascal conditions, and at the end of the day, Rob 'Northern Monkey' Mulliss held a 1-point lead over Paul 'Pablo' Hollis. Rob Mulliss held on to his lead on Day 2 to claim his 5th BHNH title with 79 points, and his first since 2014. After a storming Day 2, Adrian 'Hornster' Horn had the Bob Hope of his life, scoring 41 points and 72 points overall to finish 2nd, with Pablo 3rd with 69 points. The nearest the Pin trophy wasn't won on Day 1, so rolled over to Day 2 and was won by Will Kent and the Longest Drive was won by Darren Norris.  

2023 - The 19th BHNH Classic returned to the 2019 venue at Hellidon Lakes, Daventry. We had 14 players and welcomed Rookie Wes Jones for his Bob Hope debut. I missed Day 1 because of family commitments, but joined up for the meal and evening of middle-aged shenanigans! Most people struggled on Day 1, with only 2 players scoring over 30 points. Paul Hollis led Nick Storrie after Day 1, but that changed around on Day 2, and your 2023 champion was Nick Storrie, his first outright victory with 68 points, closely followed by Paul Hollis on 64 points and an impressive personal best finish for Paraig McGovern. The nearest the Pin trophy was won by serial nearest the pin winner Tony Wilkinson, with his 3rd NTP in 5 attempts. The Longest Drive trophy went to Darren 'Daly' Norris for the second year running.

2024 - The 20th BHNH Classic was held at Forest of Arden Hotel & Country Club, near Birmingham. Again, it was a special occasion weekend, being my 60th Birthday. On the Saturday, 4th of May, a group of us stayed in Central Birmingham and had a night of festivities to celebrate. This included a night at the dogs, and the 6th Race was the 'Balders 60th Birthday Stakes'. Back to the golf, we played both courses at the Forest of Arden. Day 1, no one scored over 30 points, and only 1 point separated the top 5. However, on Day 2, Daniel Stevens - 'Longers' had the Bob Hope of his life to claim victory. That is the beauty of the Bob Hope: anyone can win. Wes Jones was only 3 points behind in 2nd place, and former Champion Tony Wilkinson was 3rd.  Mike Healey won the Nearest the Pin trophy, and Will Kent won Longest Drive. Nick did an amazing job on the trophy, revamping the winner's plaque with engravings of all the former winners.

2025 - The 21st BHNH Classic was held at Sandford Springs Hotel & Golf Club, Hampshire. We had 19 players, and a truly international field; well, Paraig came over from Ireland.  It was probably one of the best venues we've been to,  apart from the early closing of the bar on Sunday night and the fact that they only had one member of staff trying to keep our range of fat, greedy slobs happy at breakfast time, the rooms and the three 9-hole courses were excellent. At the end of Day 1, it was very close with Nick Storrie in the lead, but only 2 points separated the top 6. After Longers win in 2024, it was again the year of the underdog, or you could say 'olddog'. David Baldwin did what Tom Watson couldn't do in 2009, and won the Bob Hope aged 68.   It once again gives hope to everybody who participates that anyone can win if they play well enough and have a 36 handicap! Simon Bunn won the Nearest the Pin trophy, and Rob Mulliss won the Longest Drive trophy (again).
                                       




 

Some BHNH Terminology:-
 
Bob Hoper - Player with a chance of winning.
No Hoper - Player with no chance of winning.
Sally Gunnell - An ugly runner
Sonia O'Sullivan - An ugly runner, over a longer distance.
Dennis Wise - Nasty 5 footer.
Diego Maradona - Really nasty 5 footer.
Michael Barrymore - A thin iron.
Russell Grant - A fat iron.
Rodney King - Over clubbed.
Sister-in-law - You're up there but know you shouldn't be.
Douglas Bader - Looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs.
Martine McCutcheon - Not the best looking but you're proud of it.
Dominic Cummings - A bad lie.
Delia Smith - "Where are you?" - When you hit a shot and it goes into a blind spot in front of the green.
Ellie Simmonds  - Short and in the water. 
Does your husband play golf? Said to your opponent when they leave a 20ft putt 10ft short.
Alzheimer's Bunker - A bunker where you instantly forget how many shots you took to get out.
Anna Kournikova - Ace and King in your hand,  looks good but very rarely wins.
Buckaroo Boy - Someone over 40 who has that little bit of guile, when it comes to Spoof, Poker etc.
Spawney Get - A person (usually Rob) who has unbelievable luck.

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